The Switch 2 is in A sufficiently high demand. As, so high that it leads to cartoon heisto levels of high. According to police In the Arapahoe prefecture, inch., 2,810 switches 2s were stolen from a truck earlier this month. A trucker reportedly discovered the missing consoles at a pre-inspection truck stop after realizing that the trailer was broken on the way to GameStop in Texas. According to 9nbc -NewsWho first reported the Heist, multiple pallets valuable consoles have been stolen, and, as they notice, it is a huge hall.
When exactly the Heist happened is unclear. According to a Facebook post by Arapahoe Police, the missing consoles were noticed at a truck stop in Bennett, inch. In case you wondered what the value of this decisive wild Heist is exactly the value, I will save you math. Police say that each console is estimated at $ 499, which is actually not the price of the Switch 2, but is the price of the console glued with Mario Kart WorldSo that does the whole thing in total $ 1.4 million. Considering the size and nature of the theft, I have many questions.
For one, how did they manage to steal these many consoles so fast? Sweeping all of the pallets with some kind of elevator would be the fastest, but as pictured in a photo posted by Arapahoe Police, the pallets apparently pushed into the trailer. Maybe it was much by thieves, or maybe one thief with really big hands … hmm. Second, how exactly does the thieves (or very big thief) plan to unload all of these consoles? As noted by 9NBC News, each console has a serial number, which makes it identifiable. Although there is no way to track that console location based on the serial number, Nintendo could remotely brick those consoles and make sure they will never get used to, unless the owner has some jailbreak to process what, which at this stage of the switch 2 life cycle is highly unlikely.
Lastly, I wonder who will even be devilish enough to try and extract Heiston as this first. It should be someone with little or no consideration of common moral values. Someone who champions greed and material gain over everything else. Someone so cartoonously bad that Bowser himself would be afraid fearing the thought. Unless … no. Could it be? Listen, I’m not a detective, and I don’t want to make a light of crime/criminal misconduct, but this is some bowser breed if I’ve ever seen it.
I’m open to mistaken here, but I don’t think police can control this one. I mean, seriously, heist this great would take Big A criminal, and Wario is too nasty to take it away. Bowser, though? He is a proven kidnapper, a hover of wealth, and a well -known ruler of the world. If I am the police (and I can make sure I am not), I expose an APB for a purple muscle car with large spikes on it. I just say, with $ 1.4 million in the line, you can thank me later, Nintendo.
