Timothée Chalamet is alone and Bob Dylan on ‘Snell’

If you are “Saturday Night Live” and you need someone to play Alexander Hamilton in the opening sketch of founding fathers, you can only turn to one person: Lin-Manuel Miranda.

And then make him stand there in silence for most of the sketches.

This weekend is a “SNL” (which represented Timothée Chalamets as his host and music guest) seemed as if it began with a sketch of signing the Declaration of Independence. Most of the cast was on stage in the univers and wigs, with Mikey Day playing John Hancock and Andrew Dismukes as Benjamin Franklin.

“What do you say, Alexander Hamilton?” Michael Longfellow asked. And there was Miranda, decorated with the creator and star of this Broadway musical in his garment.

“What am I saying?” Miranda replied. “I say that our lives don’t matter if we lose them in the cause of freedom.” What matters is the nation we build. ”

And sure, he began to rape.

Because in America all men are created, equal,

America not England; We do the sequel,

And we will have a leader but we know one thing:

We will never have a king in America.

But then he and the members of the cast stiffened on the spot when James Austin Johnson Strode on stage in his recurring role by Donald Trump.

“Never say never,” Johnson said. “I’m joking, of course, even though I’m not in many ways.” I am in the era of the king. “Like the founding fathers, Johnson said,” I also create a new country. And just like them we do it very distracted. “He said” Dei ended “, he added:” Work must return as a television show “The Office”. Mostly white people with one funny black man who has a really bad time. ”

After Johnson returned to the White House, he said that things were largely the same as before, with the exception of “my new favorite son is Barron.”

“And he slams his head for every guarantee,” he said. “Oh, it’s bad.” It’s like Gandalf goes to Bilbo’s house. ”

He also appreciated Elon Muska: “We love Elon,” Johnson said. “But to quote some of my own children, I don’t want him in my life.”

“It is said that he did a Nazi greeting,” Johnson continued. “Isn’t that true?” He just created a new greeting. Cross between Hi and Hello. We call it “heil”. ”

While they were frozen on the spot, Johnson took Potshots in the rest of the “Sneak” cast. “Who will play HegSeth?” He asked, “I think look back at these people. None of them got the construction. No one has a jaw. But I have a lot of Zuckerberg options; That will be a fight. ”

He also teased Miranda, who said, “He wrote the whole rap and does not – oh, the audience would eat it directly.”

When he came to the conclusion, Johnson told you that thank you for the “generous anonymous gift of $ 1 million in my campaign” and turned to Miranda and said, “I know it was you, lin.”

Miranda finally broke up, “No, it wasn’t!” He said.

“Your word against my,” Johnson replied.

Freewheelin ‘Timothée Chalamet Week

Unfortunately, Chalamet – a newly stamped Oscar candidate this week for his role as Bob Dylan in a “complete unknown” – did not get a real Dylan to create a portrait on the “SNL” this week. (If Dylan did not appear in Stockholm to win his Nobel Prize, it was unlikely that Dylan would come to New York to look at the day and the cottage sniffing each other while dressed like dogs.)

But as a musical guest of the Chalamet show, he made several Dylan packaging with the help of British pop singer James Blake. In his first segment he sang “Outlaw Blues” and “Three Angels”. (He was also introduced by the “SNL” camera Adam Sandler, who is not very shabby.) In his second music segment he played Chalamet “Tomorrow is a long time”. And we just assume that the sketch of dogs was a tribute to Dylan “if dogs run for free”.

Weekend update of the jokes of the week

Colin Jost and Michael Che continues to Riff for the second inauguration of President Trump and his first week back in the office for the weekend update of the table.

Jost started:

Well, guys, I never did really dry January, but this week I stopped or pretend. President Trump was sworn on Monday back to office. But it seemed that he did not put his hand on the Bible. He tried, but the Bible screamed. The Trump Bible used was the same Abraham Lincoln used in its inauguration. And man, I wish the two could talk to each other. Lincoln could teach Trump a lot about the importance of maintaining our connection. And Trump could teach Lincolna to turn his head at the exact moment.

During his address, President Trump said he was changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to America. (Responses to laughter of the audience 🙂 Like you, Hillary Clinton was seen in the background with laughter while he said. While Kamala was seen quietly and begged her baking to kick.

That continued:

President Trump forgave the leader of the oath Keepers Stewart Rhodes, who served for 18 years for his role in attacking 6 January. And the ladies, like his eye, are single. President Trump prevented his mercy of attackers on January 6 and said they were just people who love their country. You know how OJ he loved Nicole.

The best of the rest of the week

From $ MOKECHEDDATHAASSGETTA, there was no return unusual hip-hop star that the chalanet played In his two previous hosting concerts at “SNL” (do you tell us that Lin-Manuel Miranda would not want to work with him?)

But as always, the cottage was a game for several other sketches that took full advantage of its versatility (and eccentricity). For our cheddar was the best effort This sketchwho plunged him as a volatile instructor of exercise class bungee-cord and segment later In which he played a barista-in-training that strives to be a standup comedian. In another era, you would kill the “defy jam”, Timmy.